Airing of Grievances

Happy Festivus! As a devoted Seinfeld lover, I had to write a blog post about my airing of wishing you all agrievances…and there are so many but I’ll try to keep it to a minimum.  I hope you will join me by adding a few of your grievances in the comment section below! Without further ado…

  1. Instagram…why won’t you hurry up and let us toggle between accounts already?  I hear it’s in beta but enough already.
  2. The entire political season…it’s too long, too full of hyperbole and too many people are trying to become President.  This is not the Miss Universe pageant, folks!
  3. Perfume, Car and Drug commercials…how many of these ads must we be subject to each day? I try not to watch live tv but when I do it’s all perfume, trucks and pharma!
  4. Reclining your seat on airplanes…listen, that 2 inches of recline does not make a difference in how your flight is but it makes a huge difference in how mine is when you are reclined in my lap!
  5. Auto-correct…if my iPhone is so darn smart, then why doesn’t it realize I’m not trying to type DUCK and that I live in the south…I type y’all A LOT…figure it out.
  6. Siri…please just understand the words coming out of mouth!
  7. Public restrooms…why do the cracks between the doors have to be so large and how many different flush mechanisms and automatic sinks do they make in this world?
  8. Credit Card Machines…why isn’t there one universal credit card machine with universal questions? I just want to check out!
  9. Reply-All,  I hate that some people use reply-all to show what a suck up they are.
  10. Netflix…don’t ask me if I’m still watching…I already feel bad enough that I’ve been watching for 3 hours straight.

Bonus From the Hubs: Left Lane is for passing (only) and Turn Lanes are not for merging.

That’s all for now…I hope you have time to air your grievances…it feels good! Merry Christmas, friends.

5 thoughts on “Airing of Grievances

  1. First of all I’m appalled at myself for not watching the Festivus episode this year. I better get to it today or else it won’t really be Christmas! Second, yes to all of these grievances. You speak the truth my friend!

    Merry Christmas sweetheart!

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